Humble Abode

[int. Hallway, Apartment block in Kensington.]

[Opening front door] V: Helloooooooo! You’re here! Welcome to our humble abode!

M: Hi Cuz.

V: Favourite cousin!

M: Favourite cousin…

[Shouting backwards into flat] V: T! M AND Z ARE HERE! T’s in the kitchen, not cooking, I’m the chef. He’s been watching/complaining whilst I’ve been slaving away… Anyway, in in in, Z, let me take your coat.

Z: Thank you.

V: M, go and find T for a beer, he might be putting the little one to bed, otherwise he’s ignored me and is sat watching telly. Z, girly-catch-up time!

Z: Okay

M: Cool…