Humble Abode
[int. Hallway, Apartment block in Kensington.]
[Opening front door] V: Helloooooooo! You’re here! Welcome to our humble abode!
M: Hi Cuz.
V: Favourite cousin!
M: Favourite cousin…
[Shouting backwards into flat] V: T! M AND Z ARE HERE! T’s in the kitchen, not cooking, I’m the chef. He’s been watching/complaining whilst I’ve been slaving away… Anyway, in in in, Z, let me take your coat.
Z: Thank you.
V: M, go and find T for a beer, he might be putting the little one to bed, otherwise he’s ignored me and is sat watching telly. Z, girly-catch-up time!
Z: Okay
M: Cool…
